[And yet, life as military personnel of Amestris hasn't really sunk in half the time. It's okay. Maes has that same problem. Must be from having Wrath as your boss.]

I can understand the sensitivity of the topic, Lieutenant. [The problem is getting his dumb friend to actually talk. Instead of standing around like a half-frozen statue.]

Getting more than two words out of Roy at a time was like pulling teeth. Perhaps, if you'd be so inclined, you can meet me somewhere and at least give me a very basic rundown in complete sentences.